Sean Garvey is an incredibly lively Stroller who in many ways epitomises the whole ludicrousness of the team’s ethos. Sean’s untutored, cross bat style owes far more to curling than cricket. But you have to marvel whenever he completely misses the ball and draws on all his Rambert ballet training to pirouette back into position ready for the next air shot. Now seemingly only an occasional player Sean is devoting his energies to his new online business selling his "tastefully stained" manky underwear to the Japanese. Sean’s most infamous Stroller moment must be paralytically screaming “You’re all whores” at the top of his voice in an Estonian ferry port. A savage and unhinged indictment of an entire nation.
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